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Episode Summary

The number one rule of going on a classic guys’ weekend is that the guys’ weekend in question may only be referred to in the vaguest of terms. You see, on a guys’ weekend, a bunch of guys get up to an amount of stuff, and all that really happens is we come home in the end affected by the experience in one way or another; in other words, definitely no evil master plans to kill all the birds in America and also smuggle drugs happen at classic guys’ weekends. That would be way too specific and an obvious violation of the number one rule. In other specific news: Tapan marries pizza, and Josh finally explains what a trampoline is. Pairings: a specificity of meats; a new cat to love; your ancestral backyard

Episode Notes

The number one rule of going on a classic guys’ weekend is that the guys’ weekend in question may only be referred to in the vaguest of terms. You see, on a guys’ weekend, a bunch of guys get up to an amount of stuff, and all that really happens is we come home in the end affected by the experience in one way or another; in other words, definitely no evil master plans to kill all the birds in America and also smuggle drugs happen at classic guys’ weekends. That would be way too specific and an obvious violation of the number one rule. In other specific news: Tapan marries pizza, and Josh finally explains what a trampoline is.

Pairings: a specificity of meats; a new cat to love; your ancestral backyard