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Görp & Scoonba

Episode Summary

When it comes to limits, Tapan and Bradley Cooper agree that the fewer, the sexier. Take it from them: the less inhibited your brain is by the artificial constructs that've been holding you back all this time, the more free you'll be to finally tattoo the really big muscles you've always wanted straight on to your whole body. In this one, your hosts consider real hypotheticals for once, resulting in: Josh negging both of his favorite cookies in one episode, Tapan putting an elephant in the room, and Mike Görping his way to spotless personal crannies. Pairings: a sentient dirt vibrator; a hot stache; vacuum/basketball brand synergy

Episode Notes

When it comes to limits, Tapan and Bradley Cooper agree that the fewer, the sexier. Take it from them: the less inhibited your brain is by the artificial constructs that've been holding you back all this time, the more free you'll be to finally tattoo the really big muscles you've always wanted straight on to your whole body. In this one, your hosts consider real hypotheticals for once, resulting in: Josh negging both of his favorite cookies in one episode, Tapan putting an elephant in the room, and Mike Görping his way to spotless personal crannies.

Pairings: a sentient dirt vibrator; a hot stache; vacuum/basketball brand synergy