*In nomine Ovum, et Hominem, et Lepus sancti...* We gather here today to celebrate the life and death of a very special egg some of us like to call Humpty, and the sacrifice He made to vanquish that nasty Eggman way back when. Now, children, we have a special Tuesday School tradition in store for you. Mhm, pick up your eggs. Form a line against the wall, that's it. Yes, keep your eyes closed—it's time for The Egging. Also in this one: a face-watering Banksy/Fieri collab, internet data packet transfer protocols (or whatever), and a fire sale on Mark Cuban's attention. Pairings: a holiday that's *not* ultimately about sex; Fudd vibes; white sailors
In nomine Ovum, et Hominem, et Lepus sancti... We gather here today to celebrate the life and death of a very special egg some of us like to call Humpty, and the sacrifice He made to vanquish that nasty Eggman way back when. Now, children, we have a special Tuesday School tradition in store for you. Mhm, pick up your eggs. Form a line against the wall, that's it. Yes, keep your eyes closed—it's time for The Egging. Also in this one: a face-watering Banksy/Fieri collab, internet data packet transfer protocols (or whatever), and a fire sale on Mark Cuban's attention.
Pairings: a holiday that's *not* ultimately about sex; Fudd vibes; white sailors