Instead Of

Pop Stocks and Two Thousand Dollar Apparel

Episode Summary

Here at Instead Of, we don’t like to think of ourselves as smut-peddlers. That said, in this one we direct the most rule-heavy porno ever filmed at sea, Josh terrifies you to orgasm in the world’s most existentially horrifying theme park, and we—very sexily—fire Tapan as show CFO. Tune in next week to learn about a cool dog who everyone really likes. Pairings: a 2-liter of cotton candy Faygo; shitty clothes and shoes; a fashionable bicep workout

Episode Notes

Here at Instead Of, we don’t like to think of ourselves as smut-peddlers. That said, in this one we direct the most rule-heavy porno ever filmed at sea, Josh terrifies you to orgasm in the world’s most existentially horrifying theme park, and we—very sexily—fire Tapan as show CFO. Tune in next week to learn about a cool dog who everyone really likes.

Pairings: a 2-liter of cotton candy Faygo; shitty clothes and shoes; a fashionable bicep workout

SHOW NOTES

• The Chicago Burs
• #1 in vandalization tools
• Garbage shoes
• The Juggalo's drink of choice
• To make matters worse
• Hawaii 2